cult-of-pop

Play Hard

People often come up to me and say "Wow dude, you're a total

Beefcake! How do you maintain a great physique?" To which

I always reply "It's easy: I Photoshop my head onto the body

of a computer generated buff-boy."

Being a smart-arse is a prerequisite for maintaining a pop-culture

"hub". When your "job" involved reviewing, previewing and getting

involved in entertainment for the youth (and everybody else), you

have to make sure you can relate to your audience.

I may not be able to confidently claim much about myself, but one thing that I am

absolutely assured of, is that I enjoy the mentality of a fifteen-year-old. My immaturity

does tend to get me into trouble often (I'm still paying off the bill from last month

when I used a stack of Nintendo Wii's for my Karate Kid impersonation). So, while

pissfarting* about may get you screamed at by people who don't know how to enjoy

themselves, imagine how dull life would be without it. If pop-culture has taught me anything,

it's how to have as much fun as possible.

It doesn't matter what you enjoy. You may be like me and enjoy putting on your man-kini and

playing with your pet watermelon. Whatever it is, do it and do it hard!

* Pissfarting: the act of participating in a humorous activity without any thought for the consequences; to execute

something with all the style and sophistication of a labotomised rotweiler.